My underwear is no longer functioning properly. I am the constant victim of self-inflicted wedgies. I don’t have to bend over to get them, either; sitting is sufficient. This has nothing to do with the recent Holiday season; I’ve been enjoying myself with abandon — yes, abandon — for years.
After much thought and consideration, it’s clear my eating habits have not changed. I eat pretty much whatever I want, whenever I want, and call it “plus maintenance.” And so I can only assume that my metabolism is no longer up to the constant party that is my eating life. This could prove problematic.
Here’s my dilemma: I used up all my willpower in the 80’s. Add to that the fact that usual motivators like shame (I have none) and pressure to conform (I prefer to be a stand-out) do not work for me, and I may have to go shopping for bigger panties.
Going up a size may bother some, but not me. I think I’m fabulous no matter what. However my underwear isn’t the only thing that’s too tight these days. And the idea of leaving behind my prodigious collection of awesome cool-girl clothes is FREAKING ME OUT. Even if the shoes still fit, I don’t think I can walk away from the wardrobe.
There’s also the niggling issue of health. While I know that much of my quality of life and general health is determined by genetics (my doc admits to 85%), I also know that lifestyle is key. Already plus in size, weight gain is not exactly on the “to-do” list.
I’m lucky that I got good genes to begin with. It’s also fortunate that the things I like to eat are generally more healthful than not. My problem is portion control. Specifically, the lack of it.
I could definitely do better in the exercise department, too. I’m never going to be a gym rat (in fact, the very notion sends me into hysterics); but I could add a little at-home strength training to my regular walking routine — or maybe try a little flow yoga.
I’m not really sure how I’ll break it down; but something’s got to give — besides my waistband. I’ll have to make changes. I don’t want to; but I will. Because I will not give up my cool-girl clothes. And I am so over the wedgies.
Yes, you are fabulous. No doubt about that. ^o^
I am pretty much just like you, eat anything anytime I want. Portion, I don’t know that word. I just eat whatever infront of me. If it’s too small, that’s fine, just find more to eat. HAHA
Of course, I want to change my eating habit. I promise myself that I will eat more veggie than meat and more fish than steak. I think that is good enough to start with.
Unmentionables Update: The panty situation is slowly improving….